Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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