This is not my ceiling
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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