You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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