Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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