I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
