yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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