love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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