I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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