i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Randomize
