bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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