The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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