i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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