i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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