Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you didnt know i had herpes?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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