it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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