I wanna bring you to show and tell
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
