you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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