I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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