Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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