oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Barsexuality is the new black.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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