I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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