She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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