i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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