i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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