thus making me awesome and them whores
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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