Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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