I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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