I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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