***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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