You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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