did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
this hospital has no fireball
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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