Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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