32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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