DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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