ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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