I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
