Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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