i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I forget how to act sober
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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