so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
