Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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