Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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