For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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