Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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