Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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