my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
ttyl tear gas
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
