scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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