so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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