Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
