Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You had me at "let me see your balls"
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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