normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
