but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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