He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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