Define "chronic" masturbator.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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