New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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